The Fault in Our Stars

“Van Houten, I’m a good person, but a shitty writer. You’re a shitty person but a good writer. We’d make a good team. Hazel is different. She walks lightly, old man. She walks lightly upon the earth. The real heroes, anyway, aren’t the people doing things; the real heroes are the people noticing things, paying attention. What else? She’s so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she like hers. -Augustus Waters”

Friends

“I wish I could, but I don’t want to”

“Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did! Ross hasn’t worked at the museum for a year! Monica and Chandler are living together! Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN! I love Jacques Cousteau! I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle. I wanna goooo!”

“I don’t even have a ‘pla’.”

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.”

“How you doin’?”

“No uterus? No opinion.”

“I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”

“I’m fine! I’m totally fine! I don’t know why it’s coming out all loud and squeaky like that, because really, I’m fine.”